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This movie is the ultimate cringe fest, from the cheesy "Cold puns" from Arnold to Clooney pulling out a credit card, Uma Thurman's attempt at a British accent was laughable, the whole movie just looks horrible like it was all filmed in a sound stage, the city looks fake, everything looks like a fake rubber plastic mold, I had never seen the Schumacher Batman movies so I watched them back to back for the first time last night and this one somehow found a way to be worse than Batman forever which was also a horrible movie, Clooney is a horrible Batman, nothing about him makes you cheer for or like the character, the whole movie is hard to watch and cringeworthy, it's more of a comedy and not by design, I can picture people rewatching it to laugh at how bad it is at every aspect.

Some people say this movie is under-rated, even with a 2% score on rotten tomatoes I actually think it is over-rated, They actually found a way to make Jonah Hill unfunny which is very hard to do

Ok I guess I'm 25 years late to the party on this one but I will give my honest review as someone who didn't read the books and I hadn't seen any of the films until tonight where I gave the first one a chance. The start of the movie seemed kind of interesting but after that it was just a huge snore fest and the overacted English accents are enough to make me want to hurl, someone else summed it up in this review section perfectly by saying "there are no fun scenes", I kept waiting for something to happen and it never did, I think the character "Randall'" from Kevin Smiths "Clerks 2" sums this movie up far better than I ever could, I just figured it was worth watching once since it was a blockbuster and I had heard so many references from it over the years but WOW, this kinda really sucked.

Rodent like, gremlin faced psychopath Ellen should stick to abusing her underlings and avoid comedy at all costs, Isn't she good friends with George Bush? lol, a friendship made in hell, disgusting human being and a disgusting "comedy" act if you cane even call it that, go away Ellen no one likes you and we all saw your horrific "no makeup" pictures, safe to say you're equally ugly inside and out.

It starts cringy, but then guess what! IT GETS EVEN MORE CRINGY!, lol sorry Sandler, I'm a fan but this made "Gringo Papi" look like a masterpiece, that 5 minute joke about the genie and the big punchline was about him mistaking you for Ben Stiller? Seriously?.....ouch this one was bad, beyond bad.

Was promised a plentiful amount of monkeys, did not receive expected monkeys (all jokes aside I tried to rewatch this after not liking it when it first came out and after watching it again I was right the first time, just didn't do it for me, not enough interesting scenes, not enough interesting ideas, the story had potential but didn't deliver, Brad Pitt's "crazy" facial expressions seemed a bit over the top and unrealistic, one thing I did like was the repeating soundtrack music that was kind of interesting and original but not much else really stuck with me from this movie)

I had heard someone mention this movie on a podcast a couple years ago and when I saw a week ago it was coming to Netflix I figured I would check it out not knowing almost anything about it other than the basic information about it, and I have to say I really liked this and I think it is one of Kevin Smith's best movies, it was an extremely original plot and the acting was really great from the two lead males, It had some really funny parts, some clever dialogue and some really gruesome disturbing parts but it all tied into a movie that is really one of a kind and really kept me interested, I am from Canada so I liked the stereotype stuff about Canadians that was in it also which may make me slightly biased where some people not from Canada may not get some of the references, Overall this is a very interesting and disturbing movie that really makes you wonder how someone actually even thought to put this on film, but it oddly worked.

Garbage movie that was created by two garbage people (Big Mike and Barack Obama), really disgusting anti white racism in this movie that wouldn't be acceptable towards any other race but somehow Barack and his "show wife" (he's been exposed as a closet gay by an ex lover and in his own written letters) so he is a complete fraud and this movie is disgusting propaganda and obvious predictive programming for the upcoming cyberattack that the WEF has been planning for years. Strange how Barack Obama's handsome chef decided to drown during the same week that Barack's gay lover came out on Tucker Carlson's show talking about their crack fueled sex years before he was president in Chicago, this man is a monster.

I rarely write reviews for movies but this was SOOO bad, ZERO redeeming qualities to this, Willy Wonka (Depp) is a cruel and cold character which is far from the character in the original, everything was just plain stupid, the ooompa loompa's didn't even look like ooompa loompas (it was just some small mexican dude from eastbound and down) No redeemable or likeable characters and usually Johnny Depp can play any role but this character he did for this was just strange and off-putting, This is a gorss distrubing movie and not at any point was it interesting or fun to watch.

More Marxist propaganda and anti white bigotry, disgusting demoralization of our society but what else could we expect from a disgusting human being like Jada Pinkett Smith, another "oppressed" multi millionaire here to tell us all how racist we are, these people (people being paid to divide society) are sick in the head.