Phantom Sellers

Yul Brynner was awesome. Rumor has it that Moses was really angry that he had to be the Hebrew savior. If he was Muslim or Mormon, he could have been banging the nasty with all three sisters, but no, he had to get the call with a monogamas religion. Ever since, it's been our lot to be chosen but then god felt sorry for us and created Catholics. They get the "guilt trip" from everyone for everything. We just get it from mom and bubbe.