Cleveland Oakes

Terrible pro-feminist propaganda that erases the meaningfulness of Terminator 1 and 2. Terminator has long gone off the rails after Terminator 2 and hopefully this is the last film in the franchise.

This is a component film but a huge misfire for Marvel. The best analogy I can consider is that Eternals is a sumptuous feats ruined due to bland seasoning, confusing platter combinations, and too many main courses.

Not a perfect film. But it's dumb fun. It was a good time.

Fun but too many jumping puzzles.