Pablo M. G-M

Hey, check it. I'm the first person to review this.

Totally misleading title. This is NOT a sequel to the hit 1991 Russo-Danish arthouse film Return to Blue Lagoon.

Makes The Andy Griffith Show look like That 70s Show. Intepret that how you will.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that anyone watching this must be in want of anthing else to watch. Watch the Zombie one instead. That one's all right.

Snubbed at the Oscars.

CONTAINS NO GHOSTS

I think 13 is a bit too extravagant. Perhaps 9? 12 at most. I have places to be.

Use lidlocks to clamp your kids' eyelids open, pump 'em full of nauseating drugs, and sit back and relax! They'll never ask to see one of these things AGAIN! Guaranteed!

Gotta admit, not my favorite Spider-man movie.

I think I had a playset of this once. The figures were so small that I lost them that very day. It probably wasn't helping that I was playing with them in the ocean, but what the hell was I supposed to do with a vehicle that wasn't the same scale as the rest of the toys I owned? Don't think I saw the movie, though.