Thor Lienhard

I’ve never had to write a movie review before. That’s how bad this is. If you’re wondering how you can mess up such a good premise or looking to waste 90 mins, then watch it. Otherwise, don’t. I couldn’t possibly have written a worse plot myself. At no point during this movie did I ask myself what is going to come next. Most of what I was thinking was, “wow.. this is really how they decided to do this…?” And “ok this is the most anticlimactic movie I’ve ever watched”. Seriously, if I needed to waste 90 mins I’d rather close my eyes and imagine a movie myself than watch this again.