carlo martino

Dreadful. Alicia Silverstone screaming and grunting like she's having comedy sex. To obvious background that is deliberately blurred to make artistic rather than coz it's cheap FX. The rubber shark was painful to watch and her flaing with some bolster wood and jabbing into empty water. Only positive is she didn't over do the Botox.

Honestly ,it was hilarious the villain standing around and then his second in command scuttling up for the villain to start having a rambling rant for 5 mins lol obviously, wasn't on the clock .

Didn't think I would like it but the 2 main characters gellled together and Billy crystal gave a pointed performance.

It's no Hamlet lol but for a pop strumpet she does very well with the Disney English accents .Do like her Patsy impersonation though. Lovely over the top frocks and fun .what else do u want when ur half cut over Christmas having downed a gallon of port and wine .

Even for an Xmas film the whole family seemed over the top as if on a speedball of speed and crack. At some point I thought they were going to explode.

Poor Ryan Phillipe. He must be on hard times to be co starring with the king of the Bs Casper Van Dien. Odd way the actors play being shot as if they have be scared by someone saying boo! and falling over. Casper just stands around as if he's the uninvited guest at a wedding looking uncomfortable and hiding before his sunglasses.

I smirked at one joke in the whole first episode. I could see that people were trying really hard to be funny, but, I'm afraid it wasn't, at all. Lovely to look at but like an Easter Egg hollow inside. I never watched The Office UK or USA The problem is Donald Flump is so much funnier and he's the president of the USA. Now if he was in it it would have been funnier because he is a walking talking Orange Space Hopper of person. Unlike the aforementioned kids toy of the 70s that I always wanted but never got he ain't half as fun to be associated with.

As soon I heard it was a Stephen king film and put me off...just like life..makes u think its going to a change or great but then becomes a great disappointment.