I'm a straight male, but whenever I look at Colonel Sanders hot self in this game, I can't help but blush. I mean look at him. He's got soooo many muscles, and a 10 pack. He has the world's sharpest chin, and the white hair makes him look younger instead of older (I don't know how). He's also an amazing chef. He can make amazing food from Mashed Potatoes to Chicken Tenders, and they always taste fantastic. He should be jailed though, for the crime of stealing my heart. I love you, Colonel Sanders!