Claire Juozitis

I gotta be honest. Hulu started auto-playing this one night and I left it on for funsies. Now I'm roped in. It's telenovela-level drama and sauciness. With an assortment of top notch cameos. Amy Sedaris? Bob the Drag queen? Yes please.

I had this movie bookmarked for so long. I'm shocked by how much of a letdown it is. Aside from a few glitzy 60s scenes, it's a cringe fest. Bad writing and bad performances. This is one of those movies where I'm going to wake up in the morning and think I dreamed it up, it's that nonsensical and silly. Some scenes are definitely scary... but don't feel fitting for the rest of the film. Overly dramatic. Sheesh.

I was really excited about this game. Gorgeous visuals. Really cool story. But my goodness was it annoying to play. Combat moves at a snail's pace and a lot of the mechanics were wonky for me. Felt too difficult and far too easy at the same time. Just very odd. Sad 😔