What was this?
I want my money back. Actually, I want to be compensated for my time. This movie is so bad that it will alter my view on going to the cinema - I’ll probably do it a lot less. Seriously, what happened here? How can something be so bad?
If this were a painting, it would be the work of a 3 year old with a pencil (or a turd). If this were food, it would be stale bread with ketchup. If this were a job done by your electrician, it would be the cause of your house burning down.
Offensively bad and all parties responsible should really feel ashamed. Not just as movie makers or distributors, but as people doing any job, very poorly.