Michelle Flannery

Making Lifetime Movies Look Like Avant Garde Cinema This movie was so terrible it put me in a bad mood. Is there a function to give it negative stars? Characters- ridiculous, unlikable, and so bland. Completely unpalatable acting. Why doesn’t Megan Fox’s face move? Plot- what plot?! How shamelessly predictable, linear, hacky, and cringe. I have fewer words for this movie than were given to Megan Fox for this role. I cannot believe the direction movies have gone in and the absolute garbage people are… let’s say…kicking… out. I understand it’s been a rough year and perhaps covid played a role in not too much selection but come ON. You will need a palate cleanser after watching this.

Did you have to see the first one in order for this one to make sense? I’m disappointed. I didn’t watch Wonder Woman as a child even though I was born in the 80s. I was excited to see a movie featuring strong women and I especially love KW. Well this movie is absolutely flat. The phrase “mind numbing” definitely resonates here. There is no- and I mean literally- NO plot. The dialogue makes you wonder if they made it up as they went, I’d they had ever acted before, or even have they had a real life conversation before. Seriously. It’s that bad. It was in fact so bad I had to excuse myself like an hour and a half in when it SHOJLD have been over but they were still introducing characters. Believe it or not, I googled the run time here and it’s over two and a half hours. I didn’t see Wonder Woman in her trademark outfit, didn’t even see any kind of super powers other than some confusing and poorly timed interjections. Too bad. Maybe see the first one and this one would be more likable.

Tried so hard to get into this movie. Watched every painful, unimaginative, already been done moment. The plot is predictable and flat. There is no twist at the end and nothing within the movie that makes watching it worth it. I don’t know how this movie got such outstanding ratings. Just- no.