Jared West

I wish Tesla had invented a time machine so I could get this hour and 42 minutes back of my life. There was one second of happiness when Jim Gaffigan appeared, but sadness quickly returned as I realized that he- like everything else in the movie- was slowly being pulled into the quicksand (slowsand in this case) that was this “movie”. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.