In your attempt to bamboozle the general public with your Alaskan bait and switch gastronomy, faux seal fat infused salmon...What? Stick with what you may or may not know. Climbing up a mountain(supposedly)in Alaska does not a mountain man make. Spin your wheels as you may in your attempt to usurp the title of global gourmet, gourmand, philosopher. That will always be the domain of our beloved Anthony Bourdain. Don't F with his memory buddy!