Danny Livas

When you see an audience summary of 4.8 stars and a Rotten Tomatoes review of 90%, ESPECIALLY these days, that's saying something. Enough said.

Pretty cool movie. 9 Mile covers the majestic return of Eminem, only this time he's brought with him his Feminine Fury as well as his callous man hands, and not only is there a fantastic buildup to his awesome appearance, where he shouts, "Will the real Slim Lady please stand up!?" but he has also returned as the newly identified and delusional Feminem. Through a course of events, he has returned to do Battle with the Peter Jackson's the Lord of the Rings inspired MOTHMAN, who has risen from the flames and is as lyrical as ever. Lizzo makes her appearance as the beardless dwarf and Adam Sandler has nothing to do with this show, but hey, what's up Adam?! Overall, I am so satisfied that they were able to do a callback to the brilliant film Gods of Egypt, which is a cult classic now that it's been given to the lands of the alphabet people. Guyladriel was great and my favorite had to be when she flew on her giant doughnut unto the sunset and shouted, "I'll never be hungry again," which I loved since it's a callback to the classic Gone with the Wind or Breaking Wind, whatever. As Hulk Hogan would say, "Hell yeah brother!"

I can't believe how well written this story is. The character building, the plot direction, the acting is all something to truly love. It's a breath of fresh air after the woke movement has gotten into everything. This show is inclusive and it's completely okay because it makes sense and is respectful of the lore and does not stray away from this world and seep into our own with agenda fueled ideologies. HBO knows what they're doing and everyone loves it. The Rings of Power has nothing on this brilliant television show. HBO has me hooked yet again.

Racist. The five stars are definitely lost and a little racist themselves. Coming from a TRIGGERED LATINO NOT WHITE PERSON. This isn't right. This is evil. I'm not even religious I just have sense.

I am so GLAD I watched this movie. It made me realize how good the original was and got me to leave after fifteen minutes of awkward acting and cringe scenes and watch the original, which I thoroughly enjoyed all over again. People who like this movie were either born after 2000 or enjoy films like the new Mulan and Aladdin movies. Cringeworthy and awkward are the key words for this movie. I'd equate it with Gods of Egypt but even this movie wasn't as corny as that one.

This film is about so much more than a horse and his rider. It’s a film about a man unwilling to cope with who he truly is. It’s about a rider who empathizes with his mustang of mixed blood, who is ridiculed and scorned because of his origins. This film is about overcoming your own demons. As a man whose mother is white and whose father is Mexican, this movie hits home for me. And it was beyond satisfying to see his transition from denial to acceptance. This film is completely underrated and should have received the reviews it deserved from the film industry. Because what that industry lacks is empathy.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you another film from Pixar that will bring more tears to your eyes. I’m unwilling to give the plot of the film away. All I will say is that this film made me realize that life isn’t about your purpose or your dreams. Life is about how you find those things, how hard you tried, and how deeply you loved. This film is both meaningful and beautiful. Enjoy.

I don’t know who these critics are or the people within Rotten Tomatoes, but I’m starting to believe that Disney is outright paying people to rate this film. This movie was awful. I won’t say the acting was bad, I think they’re all great actors with extraordinary potential. They were simply constricted to such a terrible script and director. The film moved so fast and it was absolutely cringe. I found myself looking over at my wife every ten seconds due to the uncomfortable feeling I felt every time a cringe worthy scene came up. I feel terrible for the actors and am disappointed in Disney for approving of this film. They should’ve strictly made it in Cantonese or a Chinese language. Apocalypto did phenomenal with audience reviews and the entire film was in subtitles. This film could’ve done well if it wasn’t for the unnatural flow throughout the entire movie. It was nonsensical and the critics are unbelievable these days. It felt like a mash-up of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and Kung-Fu Hustle.

As an individual who has studied demonology, the accuracy of this film is on par. The ideal slaves and heretics of satan are accurately portrayed. The writers of this film did not receive enough credit and were overshadowed by Depp, whose acting was superb and natural, and I think they should receive applause for their historically accurate writings.