Shimmer Shine Sparkle

I hate this movie! This movie is basically one super long ad. It's lazy and effortless. There was no effort, heart, or soul put into this movie. I think the purpose of this film was to put a bunch of video games into this movie and to make people get the app when they see the characters in the movie in the games. It was basically an advertisement for a bunch of different games. I think this movie became my arch nemesis, so instead of "The Emoji Movie", I'm gonna call it "The Enemy Movie". The jokes are terrible. All the jokes fall flat and are so unoriginal and unfunny. And a lot of the jokes in this movie are actually pretty offensive. Gene(the main character) makes a lot of racist and sexist jokes. And when Gene says things like that he's making a pretty bad influence on kids. Like did these writers really think it was ok to put that kind of stuff in a kids movie?!?! There's nothing unique or special about this movie. It's just overused stereotypes and cliches. And it gets so tiring when they use the same things over and over again. What I like about movies is the originality and uniqueness. But there's none of that here! I could fall asleep watching this movie, and the next time I have trouble sleeping I'm gonna put this movie on. I also feel like this movie is a rip-off of "Wreck-It-Ralph", one of my favorite childhood movies of all time. In this movie a guy goes on a whole adventure trying to change what he's programed to be. Sound familiar? Yeah, I thought so. I wouldn't recommend this piece of garbage to anybody, unless you're looking for something to make you sleep. Watch "Wreck-It-Ralph" instead. It's so much better. Better then this anyways. Don't waste your time on this.

This is the worst shrek movie in the entire franchise. WHY THE F ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE THE DEATH OF FIONA'S FATHER FUNNY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?(excuse my language) Somebody is literally dying and they're trying to make it funny! Death is supposed sad and serious, not a joke. And then they play a bond fire song at the funeral, why?!?! Is it cause it has the word die in the title? The soundtrack doesn't match very well with this movie. But in shrek 2 the soundtrack is awesome. How did they follow up that with this? The songs suck! Also the jokes are terrible in this movie! They literally reference poop like every 5 minuets. Do they really need to have so many poop jokes? Like, they use it so much that after awhile it's not even that funny. It's exhausting and tiring. Come on dreamworks! Not only that but shrek doesn't really learn anything. But in the other 2 movies he does and in shrek forever after he learns something. But in this movie does he really learn anything? Not really. I wish they could've made shrek learn something. But they don't. I give this movie 1 star because it sucks and it doesn't really contribute anything to the other 2 movies even shrek forever after was better then this. I don't think they even needed this piece of garbage, they could've just made shrek forever after shrek the third. That would've been so much better.

THIS IS THE WORST SHOW EVER! LITERALLY! I MEAN IT! THEY SAY THIS SHOW HELPS KIDS BUILD THEIR CONFIDENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! This show mentally abuses children, corrupting them, and completely robbing these poor young girls of their childhood. These parents are using their children, they don't care about them, they're using them. They publicly shame their daughters on tv and criticize them. They say they wish their kids looked a different way and stuff like that, that's not gonna build their confidence, that's gonna lower their self esteem and make them feel bad about themselves. And they show their kids doing a lot of inappropriate things on tv. I feel very bad these girls and I hope they'll be ok in the future. I would give this show -100 stars if I could.

I really liked the musical. I enjoyed the songs, I thought they were very catchy and it wasn't really what I was expecting when i heard of heard it. I thought it was gonna be like Hamilton were they had acting. But I still loved the songs. I listen to them a lot. I even started writing my own fanfiction. But my only problem is that there's no new information a bout the queens. I wish they focused more on their lives then just marrying king henry 8th part.

This is the stupidest movie i've ever seen it's also the most unrealistic thing ever. I'm looking at good reviews of this and I'm wondering if we even saw the same movie. Are you people sure you're not mistaking this for another movie? The main character, Jodie, is a very tall girl! And by very tall, I mean 6'1 and a half. Like, she's not even that tall. Sure, it's not average height for a girl but she's not that tall! And she says she's never met a guy taller then or the same height as her and I'm like how is that possible? How has she never met a guy taller then or the same height as her? Oh, and then in the movie she says, "You think your life is hard, I'm a high school junior wearing size 13 nikes, men's size 13 nikes, beat that!" Well, you're a perfectly healthy girl who lives in a nice house, has two happily married parents, gets fed everyday, goes to school, and you act like your life is so terrible. My mother and my aunt grew up abused! Not to mention Jodie is incredibly selfish! She cares about no one but herself! She says no one will ever love her cause she's tall when there's a boy who's dying for her love throughout this entire film! Also Jodie doesn't even have a personality. All I can say about her is that she's tall. I can't think of anything else. Also this movie is suppose to be a comedy when I found nothing funny about it. The way the characters talk is extremely boring. Like where was the dialogue? And they act like being tall is such a big deal! She's just A LITTLE over the average height. I give this movie 1 star but if I could I would give it a -5. This movie isn't relatable at all and it's terribly boring. It's so bad it's not even good! I wouldn't recommend showing this to anyone! Netflix start making better movies!

This is one of the best movies of all time! I liked seeing Lightning McQueen get lost and realize there's more to life then just fame and money. He learns to care about others and the scene where he saves the king and helps him cross the finish line was magical. I was very touched by it. It's great for kids and I'd recommend all parents to show it to them. they could learn some great life lessons from it. But the sequel sucked like parents don't even bother showing your kids that movie, not cause it's inappropriate it's just worthless.

PIXAR, ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?! This is the worst sequel I've ever seen. Honestly, what was the point of this movie? It contributes nothing to the first film. They don't give us any new information and they just KILL DOC OFF LIKE IT'S NOTHING! This movie should've never been made. It's pointless and worthless. Our first movie was about McQueen and now all of a sudden it's about Mater? And this movie doesn't really focus on McQueen who's supposed to be our main character. This movie shouldn't have been made and Cars 3 should've just been Cars 2. I give this movie a 1/10 but if I could I'd give it a negative 5.