Astoundingly bad. Even worse than I thought it would be, and my bar was on the floor. Have you ever watched a movie and felt like the entire thing was trailer bait? That’s what this was.
Horrible pacing, like they were just trying to speedrun the original to keep an iPad kid’s short attention span engaged.
Weirdly repetitive. The scenes and plot points they switched around actively made the movie worse.
Horrible tone consistency. Every emotional scene had to be undercut by an attempt at humor, even (spoilers, if anyone actually cares) the scene they seem to have taken from Stitch has a Glitch in which Stitch temporarily DIES. They also didn’t even include the Ugly Duckling book or “I’m lost”, one of the most emotional moments in the original film.
Two of the worst trends I’ve seen in recent shows and movies aimed toward kids is the demise of “show, don’t tell” and not allowing things to unfold or sink in. Kids may not have the experience and general knowledge of adults, but they’re capable of understanding stories and themes without dumbing them down. Movies like The Lion King and the original L&S are great partly because we grow to understand them better as we age. Even Be Prepared, as complicated as the lyrics are from a child’s perspective, is easy to understand because he SHOWS what he means. Everyone’s always complaining about children’s decreasing attention spans and academic performance rates, then turning around and giving them the most chaotic, hollow, and mindless media ever.
The cherry on top of this nothingburger movie was that they tried to take the high road by altering the core message of “… No one gets left behind or forgotten” by adding “But also don’t leave ✨yourself✨ behind”, having Nani give up custody of Lilo and going to college. It’s a… somewhat decent idea in theory—no kid should have to sacrifice their life to take care of another—but Nani fought so hard in the original to keep Lilo because she WANTED to, even when it was an uphill battle and even when she was exhausted. She did clearly feel an obligation to do it as well, but Lilo was her world just as Nani was Lilo’s. They tried to make Lilo more emotionally mature in this movie than in the original, comforting Nani multiple times, but it feels so forced and kind of horrible to say “don’t forget about your own wellbeing!” while writing a much younger sibling emotionally supporting an older one, especially when no one knew what would happen to Lilo for most of the movie.
Edited to add: I also think it’s funny how the “savior” in this movie is supposed to be Nani’s not-boyfriend David’s mom, who takes in Lilo, when SHE was the one who blew up their situation by taking Lilo to the dog shelter and getting her Stitch. Yeah, Nani wasn’t even involved this time, and was rightfully pissed that her NEIGHBOR GAVE HER LITTLE SISTER A DESTRUCTIVE PET without her knowledge!! When that neighbor already KNEW about and even commented on their struggles!
There’s honestly so much more I could say about this movie but I’m tired of talking or thinking about it. Don’t waste your time or ruin your mood by seeing this.