sonic forces took my wife, dog, and kids. ever since i started the game, my wife called me for a divorce, and as i went to arsenal pyramid - the first tag team stage in the game, my dog suffered and became paraplegic. each time i listened to iconic lines such as "green hill's looking a lot more like sand hill right now". the world falls into a mess somehow. thank you sonic team, and i hope you realize what pandora's box you opened.
