Lola Wood

I hate this movie so much it's my least favourite movie ever and makes me want to scratch out my eyeballs with a rusty fork rango is an insult to chameleons. Instead of the death penalty there should be the rango penalty where inmates are forced to watch this awful cinematic trainwreck on repeat and I bet you that crime rates will go down because no one, NO ONE, will want to be forced to do that. I hate rango with a burning passion like an eternal flame that won't go out until it's banned in all 195 countries in the world but that's still not enough go ahead and ban it on Mars even the aliens can't stand it. The makers of this movie should be very ashamed of themselves for ruining the lives of so many innocent individuals if you too have been affected by rango please contact me.

I hate this movie so much whoever wrote it was on something I swear to God. It doesn't make any sense at all, one day they're at home going to a party and then suddenly they're monsters and then they're in Egypt and what the hell is this Dracula guys deal like he becomes obsessed with the mum after one phone call where she was looking for fake teeth? And then she just decides to leave her family for him and then she doesn't and then she does and then she doesn't like make up your damn mind lady. And don't even get me started on that fay girl she opens her mouth and it doesn't even make sense. And what exactly is the dad's purpose? He's kinda just there and doesn't even talk for most of it. Also that little werewolf kid deserves to be bullied. Oh yeah and that hippie lady? What's her deal huh? She sort of just appears halfway through and everyone is just like alright. But they got turned into monsters because the mum was being a mean old lady and crying because she didn't like her family and wasn't happy when they were right there for god's sake. Mum of the day right I think the moral of the story was blah blah blah family is important but all I did was waste an hour and a bit of my life.