Kyra Holtsclaw

A man who delights in all things wicked, supervillain Gru (Steve Carell) hatches a plan to steal the moon. Surrounded by an army of little yellow minions and his impenetrable arsenal of weapons and war machines, Gru makes ready to vanquish all who stand in his way. But nothing in his calculations and groundwork has prepared him for his greatest challenge: three adorable orphan girls (Miranda Cosgrove, Dana Gaier, Elsie Fisher) who want to make him their dad. I love this movie and I even own a copy. My favorite character is Vector who embodies both DIRECTION and MAGNITUDE! oh yEah! Vector is the Greek God of sharks and ocean life. He wields the power of the sharks and other fish, and they obey his every command. However, Lenny is the only shark that does not obey Vector because Lenny is a Demi-God and a Vegetarian. Vector wants to defeat Oscar the shark slayer by sending out one of his strongest sharks, Frankie (who is also Lenny's brother). Unfortunately for Vector, Oscar is too strong and he obliterates Frankie within seconds. Out of fear, Lenny surrenders himself to Oscar, and he becomes Oscars Slave. Lenny transforms into a dolphin and he Befriends Oscar. Ultimately, this brings down Oscars reign of tyranny. Also... Lenny is gay and is runs the whole Lgbtq+ community single-handedly.

The Cat in the Hat is a perfect rendition of the classic kids book, also titled "The Cat in the Hat". However, this movie is rated R for graphic violence, drug abuse, language, and overt sexual activity, and is not suitable for viewers under 18. This movie is far greater than the book could ever be due to it's intricate plot, mature themes, and colorful symbolism. The film introduces two neglected children, Sally and Conrad, that live in an abusive household. Throughout the film, it is clear that the children symbolize small saplings, and the effects of pesticides on young blossoming plants. While their mother is out of the house (most likely passed out on the street due to almost overdosing), a babysitter arrives to sit on the children without their consent. Thus, an anthropomorphic cat, played by non-other-than Mike Myers, shoves the fat babysitter in a box before she inflicts more psychological damage upon the children. This scene portrays the Cat as a savior to Sally and Conrad, equating him with Jesus Christ. The children are quite alarmed by the Cat's unexpected entry into their home, but they fully except him due to their deep love for the Cat. As the children's savior, the Cat quickly converts them to Mormonism in order to save them from an eternity in Hell. The Fish objects to the baptism of the children because he is a Satanist. The Fish had been waiting for the appropriate time to sacrifice the children to Lucifer, and he knew that this baptism would prohibit him from doing so. Instead of being baptized in traditionally holy water, the children were baptized in purple goop because the Cat is a neo-mormon. After the baptism, the Cat introduces the children to both acid and tequila at which they promptly take. This causes the children to obey the Cat, no matter the costs. The Cat releases two creatures named "Thing 1" and "Thing 2" which symbolize raging teenage hormones. Thing 1 and 2 destroy the house and terrorize the citizens. They explicitly sexualize the next door neighbor and a series of unmentionable acts results in their arrest. At this point in the plot the kids are unintentionally destroying the house along with their master the Cat. He destroys the children's mother's dress that she was going to wear at the house party. The children come off of their high and realize that they destroyed everything. They call the police and accuse the Cat of drugging them and vandalism. The Cat consumes everything and spits it out into his box (where the babysitter is stored), and leaves before the police arrive. The mother comes home to see that the house is spotless and is proud of the children. She throws a house party and invites her sugar daddy, Larry Quin. At the party she finds out he's fat so she murders him in front of the kids. This feel-good, coming of age movie is perfect for a Friday evening date night, or just to watch with the family. Despite the explicit scenes it really teaches kids the power of work and the benefits of responsibility!

I was going to give this show 2 stars but most people only look at the 5 star reviews and the 1 star reviews. When this show first came out, I watched it when I was around 10 or 11 and I loved it. Girl meets world is certainly geared towards younger viewers. I loved the life lessons, the love triangle, the humor, and each character (specifically Maya). Well.... now that I'm older and I have Disney+, I decided to watch Boy Meets World. Boy Meets world is an amazing sitcom with valuable life lessons, real world topics/themes, great character dynamics, genuinely funny scenes (especially Eric!!!), and it's just all around a good show. After I finished Boy Meets World, I went back and decided to re-watch Girl Meets World. Oh boy.... it definitely is not as good as I remembered, and I'm only on the 3rd episode. It could be because I'm older, it could be because I just watched Boy Meets World, or it could be because my taste simply has changed but this show is, to put it nicely, a disappointment. However, I'm the type of person that perseveres through at least the first season of a show until I give it up, so If I change my mind, I'll edit this review. Girl Meets World is a complete rip-off of Boy Meets World, in every way. I can tell that the similarities it has to Boy Meets World are supposed to be an nod to BMW (boy meets world) but because it was so poorly executed, it seems like the creators of GMW (girl meets world) were un-original and had to copy BMW completely. Cory was the only teacher throughout the show much like Mr. Feeny was (with the exception of Mr. Turner). Maya was like Shawn, Riley was like Cory, and Farkle was like Minkus and they even had the same dynamic until Maya, Riley, and Lucas's love triangle forms. I do appreciate a few of the nods to BMW, like Mr. Feeny's Cameo, the fact that Riley goes to John Quincy Adams Middle School (Cory went to John Adams High) and that the children of Cory, Shawn (considering that Shawn married Katy and Adopted Maya), and Minkus were exactly like those characters. Overall, Girl Meets World is dull and un-original. Although, everything I said is quite negative, it's not the worst show and is pretty entertaining to kids. I definitely recommend Boy Meets World instead but not to kids. Boy Meets World is the better version of Girl Meets world and is definitely suited towards a slightly older audience (in my opinion age 13 and up).

I....I think I'm gay for Gorge Lopez😳😳🥴🥵👀 He is a God!!! The way he masterfully played Mr. Electric truly made this movie the treasure that it is. I love that despite Mr. Electrics arms being thin, his head is very thiccc and meaty. Like his head is absolutely 🤤p l u m p🤤 and j u i c y !! It's very succulent, indeed🥵🥵

Ok, but all jokes aside, Megamind is such a great movie. I recommend watching Scharllis Production’s video about this movie because that video truly does make you realize an absolute master piece this movie is.