To call Battle Kitty a cinematic masterpiece would be a disgrace to Battle Kitty. Battle Kitty is a cinematic triumph not just in animation, but in world peace. The way Iago Fineheart triumphantly shakes his plump posterior is enough to make even the toughest tyrant tear up and become a devout pacifist.
The show peaks when Xandir P. Wifflebottom—I mean, Iago Fineheart—stops the moon from crashing into Battle Island by smacking it back into orbit with his galaxy-sized glutes. A truly inspiring and groundbreaking moment in cinematic history. I hope my kids grow up to be as revolutionary as Iago Fineheart’s rotund rump.
I give this national treasure 8 gigatrillion Iago Fineheart fannies out of 5. Waiting for the Emmy sweep and Nobel Peace Prize for Best Buttcheeks.