Finley Nye

Bin Weevils got me deported, until I met the love of my life and now we play until the sun comes up :) I have been half detached in Matt Damon's left testicle for 8 years and he always wanted to hide me from anyone and everyone he knew. However I was inspired by Bin Weevils when Matt one Christmas got me my first laptop. It was a HP Civilian, When I first booted up the laptop and I booted up my favourite game. BIN WEEVILS. Matt walked in on me playing and i shat my pants but because of my two remaining limbs that would control the laptop I could not close the laptop so I threw it at his dirty skank wife. Matt Damon was £1000 down the drain. He sent me to the slums in Africa. Days upon days I went without food and water. until one day I met this beautiful woman called Bernadine Theunis, she was perfect. She took me under her wing and gave me food water and a roof over my head. However the roof over my head had a computer with BIN WEEVILS installed on it. I was furious, I was ready to walk out the door then and there however my pure love for Bernadine kept me in the house. I questioned why a 45 year old woman would have an interest in BIN WEEVILS. She replied "Because I await my boyfriend slimeysmegma42 ". I instantly struck with surprise. It was me! "Bernypoos?" i uttered..."slimeysmegma?" she replied with surprise and disbelief. There it was... A match made in heaven Bernadine had pulled me out of a drought and fell in love with me and i fell in love with her... before we met. Bin weevils has brought me the love of my life. We now have a child called Nicholas Theunis which we had conjured by me donkey punching and then proceeding to sunflower her and out came baby nick. Thank you Bin Weevils