I knew this was going to be cheesy but didn't think it could be this bad. Here's how I'm guessing it went down: Netflix had a hole in its Christmas offerings, so a bunch of money was thrown at a hack crew who were told that quality didn't matter, just get it done in time. Just enough was tendered to get the celebrities on board, and the rest was slapped together. Include your typical girl meets guy cute by buying his castle (what??? how???) and you can see it coming from 3 miles away, they fall in love, they hate each other, they flirt, they hate each other again until they pull it together...add in tons of Christmas decorations and lights (who had the time to mount all that stuff in a few days? His friend?!) and even a trained dog. And the slow mo romantic sequel was downright agonizing, snow on tongues and all. I fast forwarded. I pretty much fast forwarded from there until the end. Sorry Brooke.