Carter James

The worst excuse for a talk show to ever come into existence. Phil is not only condescending, but also very manipulative and gaslights his guests all the time. He’s not even a real doctor; he literally had his license revoked and never got it renewed. He doesn’t care about his guests, he cares about the views he gets and his ego not being brought down by his guests for calling him out.

Okay, Pixar is definitely heading into rock bottom. I'm only like halfway through the movie and I see a bunch of issues with it already. For one, the story is literally copying the one from Luca about the main character being a monster that must hide their identity. And I honestly feels like they're ripping off the Incredible Hulk with the main character having anger issues and turns into a monster when they get angry and lose control. On top of this, the movie looks and feels nothing like a Pixar movie. It's more like Illumination or Sony, both are train wrecked studios compared to Pixar and Disney. The animation sucks too, there aren't enough frames for the characters to move smoothly so it's all choppy and low quality. The movie also claims the main character is a panda, but she looks more like a giant raccoon with an eating disorder. If that wasn't enough, her rival that teases her is literally Alberto from Luca but with a smaller face and shorter body. I honestly hope Disney doesn't fall from grace like their rivals in the animation industry. Hopefully they see this review and recover from this disaster of a movie.

Okay, I get why people hate this show and wish that it was never made, but I honestly am having some fun ripping on the show and watching Orange piss everyone off. And I also think it's amusing watching everyone he annoys fall to their death, like when apple got cut up, tomato got put into a blender, or the other orange that got juiced. My favorite clip is the one where Orange keeps making fun of the football and constantly calls him a handball, and how he tells the soccer ball that he's not a football. It's also kinda funny watching the fruits yell at Annoying Orange and tell him to knock it off. Sure it's annoying, but that's what you should be expecting from the title of the show. The human faces mixed with the inanimate objects I'll admit look weird, creepy, and ugly, but I've seen a hell of a lot worse from the Asylum and Video Brinquedo. I honestly feel like this is a show that's so bad, that it's good. I sure don't recommend this show due to all the bad ratings it's receiving from critics, and it's a mixture of live action and animation that doesn't work out that well.

This game is okay. The controls feel so much smoother and nicer than any of the 3d Mario games that came before it like Mario 64 and Sunshine. But the level design kinda sucks due to it being linear instead of open world. I also dislike the bosses. Most of them are either too easy or too slow. I do like all the different characters and how they have unique abilities, but some of them suck to play as. For one, Mario is balanced with no special abilities, which is nice for casual game-play, but is so boring after a while. And Toad sucks to play as too. Not only can he barely jump, he's also way too fast in the Nintendo Switch version since he has added speed. This could also just be me, but it feels like Luigi is always on ice, he's so slippery and confusing to work with. The game also expects you to play every level with all 5 characters. This was already tedious and slow in 3d Land with 2 characters, but now we must use 5? Jeez Loueez. The game itself though is well thought out with competent visuals, an interesting story since Peach isn't the one that needs to be rescued this time, and the setting is okay since it takes place in multiple different worlds like in Mario Odyssey. The levels all have exciting and fun gimmicks like the spikes coming outta the floor, the platforms that flip when you jump, or the explosive soccer balls that are used to break doors of bricks. The Bowser boss is cute, silly, and somewhat original since he uses the Super Bell Mario uses to become a cat called Meowser. Not to mention that he uses the Double-Cherry to make multiples of himself to chase down the player(s). The music unfortunately isn't too good since it's the same as 3d Land outside of few pieces of art from the boss levels. This game is just a washed up, better version of 3d Land, which is what's holding me back the most from rating it 5 stars, but it has it's own unique features to balance it out and make it original enough to be a proper platformer.

I've finally played another video game. After playing Super Mario 3d All Stars, I can finally post another video game review. I haven't been too big of a 3d Mario fan outside of Odyssey, but Sunshine is so far, the only other good 3d Mario game I can enjoy. I love how Fludd teams up with Mario so they can clean up all the paint that Shadow Mario spreads throughout Isle Delfino. And all the different abilities Fludd has like the rocket nozzle and turbo nozzle. The Fludd nozzle you can always use is so important, because you can actually save yourself from falling at high places, unlike in Mario 64 where you'll just die and lose all your health. And unlike Super Mario Galaxy, Sunshine actually saves your lives so you don't have to constantly grind them out every time you play the game. The level designs are so much fun, like Pinna Park where you fight the giant Bowser robot, Sirena Beach that has Boos that you can spray with water and platform on, and Pianta Village has so much exploring since you go beneath, above, and around the stage. The only stage I don't like is Ricco Harbor because it has so many narrow walkways suspended above the water, and falling off just drags the game on. The blue coins in the game are also annoying to collect since they blend in with the water, as well moving too fast for you catch them. The visuals were impressive for its time, considering that it's from the GameCube era. The bosses for the most part are way too easy to beat, but that's expected since most of Mario's bosses are easy to beat. Not to mention that some of the secret stages suck, like the one with the Piantas throwing you in random directions; you're going to die no matter what unless you talk to them at just the right position and angle. This is a solid game for Mario, and it might have inspired Super Mario Odyssey because Cappy and Fludd have the exact same roles in the games they serve. I'm glad that Nintendo ported this game to the Switch because I was really looking forward to playing it.

Meh. This show is unique for showing off a video game character because there aren't too many of those around. I love all the encounters Sonic has with his enemy, Dr. Eggman. It's funny watching him get destroyed non-stop and having to put time and effort into building more robots, but it gets really old after a while, and the animation for the show isn't the best. There are occasionally animation errors, inconsistencies, and even scenes where the characters actually CLIP into each other, like whenever Sonic spin-dashes into all the robots to attack them. Speaking of which, there are not enough frames during the fights between Sonic and Eggman. When ever a robot gets attacked, the only frames that seem to be there are the frames when Sonic attacks the robot, and when it's remains fall to the ground. It feels as if the robots are teleporting when they're destroyed are defeated. I also hate how many characters are missing, like Shadow (aside from one episode), Silver, Chao, Mighty, classic Sonic, or Rouge to name a few. The setting is interesting because it's finally not in Green hill Zone, and I like how Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks have their own unique personalities and traits, but where on Earth are the chaos emeralds that turn Sonic into Super Sonic. There is also a lot of copy and paste with the characters like Cubot, all of Eggman's minions, or things in the setting like the trees and houses. I still like this show, it's better than CN's trash like Annoying Orange and Teen Titans Go, but the animation is what brings it down.

OMG Nickelodeon! This is one reason why you just can't compete with Cartoon Network! I know this show was made in the early 2000s, but that doesn't excuse the terrible animation it has since Pixar used computer animation for Bug's Life, and the first two Toy Story movies years earlier. This is one of the worst tv shows I've ever seen, topping Teen Titans Go!, Total Dramarama, Fanboy and Chum Chum somehow, Back at the Barnyard, and even Planet Sheen. To top it off, the voice acting is terrible, the music is awful, and the setting and characters are so freaking boring! If that wasn't enough, the show is literally ripping off Star Wars with all their machines, and it honestly feels like they're ripping off the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles too (thankfully Nick did make that great show with computer animation several years later). A common question that started coming up in the late 2000s: What is ruining Nickelodeon? Me asking a much more serious question: Was Nickelodeon ever great to begin with?!

Just what I'm looking for? Is this really the perfect show for Adult Swim?! My god it is! I love this show. I love all the missions and adventures that Rick and Morty go on into space and to other planets. It's so cool watching them nearly get killed by things government officials, aliens, parasites, and even themselves! This really makes the viewer(s) feel the tension and struggle of the characters. I love how every episode has its own unique and funny idea like the alien parasites in season 2, Pickle Rick in season 3, or the Party that's literally out of this world at the end of the first season. I love how there are multiple versions of Rick and his universe that constantly get confused and agitated with each other since they don't know exactly who everyone is. I also thought it was cool how Rick keeps training Morty to be an adventurist that constantly concerns and pisses off Jerry and Beth. It's a lot of fun watching Rick train his whole family to be just like him, and it doesn't work out in the end the family ends up splitting for an unknown period of time. I really like this show, and sure do hope that it ends before fatigue ruins it like it did to Family Guy or the Simpsons. In the meantime, we might as well enjoy it while it's good.

Cars 3 imo is the worst of the 3 Cars movies. It's not terrible though. I like how Lighting Mcqueen encounters a new racer jerk named Jackson Storm to replace Francesco and Chick, and he proves to be even faster and harder to defeat in the races. It was a unique story about Mcqueen losing all the races against storm and ends up crashing. Then he goes into hiding for a few months and gets ready to redeem himself by going through all these challenges in training. I thought Cruz Ramirez was a great addition and a fun trainer for Lightning. They go through all these challenges, like the demolition derby that surprised everyone when Mcqueen's disguise was literally blown right off of him, or the race track that Dock Hudson drove on when he was a racer, and the part when Mcqueen kept trying to get on the simulator and then crash into it was really funny. It does feel like there are scenes that drag the movie out and make it a little slow to watch at times. I also didn't like how Mcqueen treated Cruz just because she won the Derby and kicked her out of the team. To top it off, the way Mcqueen tried to resolve things felt a little disappointing since he didn't really own up to his actions. I do like the final race with all the support he got from people like Mater, Mac, and Smokey, and he felt so bad for Cruz and had her finish the race that he started and defeated Storm. I also love how Mcqueen became Cruz's trainer into becoming a racer, and it's nice that she joined Dinoco and became what she dreamed of. It's a shame that the scores for all the Cars movies are going downhill so quickly on rotten tomatoes when none of them are all that bad, but these movies are unfortunately the worst from Pixar.

Come on Cartoon Network. Stop ruining perfect shows! Total drama used to be amazing from seasons 1 to 3. Seasons 4 to 6 there was a decline, but the show was still enjoyable and not boring or slow, but then season 7 arrived and removes host Chris Mclean who was so funny and entertaining, but now that we have season 8, the series is officially ruined. This season completely misses the whole point of the first 7 seasons about it all be a competition and people getting voted off at the end of almost every episode. There is one episode where the show does have a competition about the characters not speaking to win ice cream, but that's the only episode that reflects the original formula of Total Drama. Also, the characters didn't know each other at first when they arrive to Total Drama Island, but they somehow know each other at a daycare, the inconsistency is so confusing and annoying. The same goes to chef, how do the competitors not know him when they met him in season 1. This show is also has such stupid and disgusting jokes, and terrible voice acting to top if off. This is not one of those instances where the show is so bad that it's good, simply because it's ruining one of the most popular Cartoon Network shows of all time. The only reason why I even watch Cartoon Network still is because of Craig of the Creak, We Bare Bears, and the Amazing World of Gumball.