Jan Carelse

Just..... No. So, soooooooo much no. I will forever see every other movie in history better, because I can tell myself that it's better than this macaroni art piece. The story isn't half bad, actually. I kinda liked the way they did the general plot, but other than that I can't say a single good thing. I really can't. These people didn't even bother to look at the back of a history book when they made it, and that just rubs me wrong in every way possible. The best example of this is the rendition of bows as something akin to rifles in terms of power, rate of fire, and even accuracy. Another would be robin, who is a noble in this story, wearing *lamellar* armour during the crusades, fighting against a *machine gun ballista*. These people wanted to make something cool at the expense of the rich lore they *could* have used to make something amazing, and I can't reconcile that. THey could've just not bothered pretending this is medieval times and then the show would've been so much better in so many ways, but they didn't. THey decided it'd be a smart idea to smash things together that has no place being together.