Charles Q

General consensus is that it's an excellent game, but it does have one fatal flaw: No flamethrowers. What kind of game doesn't have flamethrowers? Nintendo, do your player base a favour and implement everyone's favourite diesel-powered anti-fortification infantry weapon. How else would you be able to burn Chops' house down? What will you do when a swarm of bees comes after you? And how will you slash-and-burn entire forests to fund your megalomaniacal turnip-market manipulation empire? Guys, this is not a good look. Flamethrowers are the future. And the past, too, actually, they were in World War 1. Point is, great game, add more flamethrowers please.