Lil Scruff Scruff boi

ARCHIE AND HIS DOG GET ATTACKED BY A GRIZZLY BEAR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD HIS ONLY INJURY IS A GIANT OVER SEXUALIZED CLICHE CLAW MARK SCRATCH. THE DOG IS PERFECTLY FINE MIGHT I ADD. OK SURE HE "ALMOST DIES" BUT THE FACT THAT HE 1. WALKED AWAY FROM THAT ATTACK IN THE FIRST PLACE 2. WAS ABLE TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACK TO HIS LITTLE COTTAGE AND 3. SURVIVED IS BIZARRE. seriously i mean come on. let's hear it for LAZY WRITING.