Zane Pomerans

The allied forces have asked us to, Disclose our Axis war crimes to you We were bad, but now we lost We’re sorry for causing the Holocaust We have provide our unrestricted records after we were convicted We’re not here, to start more trouble We’re legally required to do the axis member shuffle Mussolini: I'm Mussolini and I'll refrain, from invading my neighboring countries again. What I did was not too kind, but I'm a nice guy you'll come to find. I got a nice country and a villa in Rome. Yall should come over for a bottle of coke. We could make some Pizza, as a postwar mender. But do keep in mind that I'm an Axis member. Hirohito: Hirohito is my name, my Pearl Harbour bombing is what brought me fame. But there's much more to know about me, I love to commit atrocities. I shoot and slash right through Nanjing, just grab my sword and watch me swing. But I can't rape until December, till then I'm just an Axis member Hitler: Adolf Hitler, dropping rhymes. I've been denounced 70 times. I know that sounds like a lot, but 3 of those times were for invading Poland. I feel real bad, that I lost. Might shoot myself, probably not. I'm not here to make pretenses, I'm here for my war crime defences. Vidkun Quisling: I'm Vidkun Quisling, I'm number one! Not apologizing for what I've done In case you're wondering what that was I snuck into parliament and... [Static] ...Cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the axis member shuffle Eva Braun: Hey everybody, it's Eva Braun. Proving girls can too be Krauts. And by that i mean be a fascist. Wasn't worth it. Now i'm ashes. You won't find me trying to fix this blunder, cause i commited suicide in Hitler's bunker. I'm not here, to cause a Holocaust. I am here because the Axis powers lost. Ante Pavelic: Last name Pavelic, first name Ante. I'm moving in somewhere in South America Not as a croatian, but a hidden man If you want to kill me, you likely can The last thing i want is any trouble I've learned my lesson from the Axis Member Shuffle Werner von Braun: I'm the man they call Werner von Braun They Said that I didn't have to show my face America took me for my technology If it doesn't work they will unblur me I'm not the war criminal Werner von Braun That was a different Werner von Braun I'm not here to be my own defender I'm here because I'm possibly an Axis member Risto Ryti: Okay real quick I am not like these people. I only temporarily align with them to fight off the Soviets, who are the only witnesses, and they were trying to take Karelia and... (Guard approaches with shotgun) I'm not here to pack my duffle, I'm just here to do the axis member shuffle... All: The allied forces have asked us to, Disclose our Axis war crimes to you We were bad, but now we lost We’re sorry for causing the Holocaust We have provide our unrestricted records after we were convicted We’re not here, to start more trouble We’re legally required to do the axis member shuffle