Mitchell “Wildcat” Jones

Collin, the author of this great tome, is my long lost father. I hope to inherit the rights to this chronicle. However, I must wonder, how long does it take for an individual with the capacity for greater philosophy much like my dearest father to obtain the sustenance from a cow. The archive was manufactured by thine's father in the late seventh decade of the nineteenth century and you have still not recovered the cow's essence. Please return at once, dearest patriarch of the great house of Collin. If any member of the great audience of Collin; not understanding any of my divine mother tongue; I grant access to thy reader. You have my greatest blessing. Regards, son of Collin.