Ali Joyce

on the 26th April 1986 I was born to Greg and Karim Clogg, who died 6 years later on death row (leaving me orphaned)after embezzling some orphan children and coincidentally a young couple. Ever since, I've had a burning hatred for orphans and despise all of them. After serving time in prison for the vehicular manslaughter of a group of orphans, I was introduced to bin weevils by an American hippie named Douglas at an alcoholic anonymous meeting. My weevil (OrphanSlayer69) leveled up rapidly and I met many un-orphaned friends. After two years of playing religiously, I met the love of my life (Dreamwastaken666) her name was jenny and she was orphaned in a vehicular manslaughter accident. Jenny made me come to see orphans as humans, and took me away from my life of crime. Unfortunately 3 years ago Jenny stabbed me 46 times and deattached my spinal cord as revenge for killing her parents. Despite our adversaries I hope Jenny will take back (please our kid needs you) and I'd like tothank bin weevils for introducing me to my true love