John Rudcel Taer

This is the result of a Japanese video game developer making games for the exact same franchise for over 25 years. The gameplay overall is designed for kids (which is Pokemon's main demographic) and felt a bit too easy for me playing through the entire story. The game lived up to its roots, though, with traditional Pokemon battles that will never get old. Hoping for a fresh new start on new upcoming titles in the franchise.

Quite possibly, one of the best games I've ever played. I've had a few tastes of Zelda games in the past, some I haven't completed yet. From the past Zelda games that were released, this one completely reinvented the series. From slaying enemies in dungeons, to collecting 900 Korok poop, it's been a breath of fresh air. I have yet to play the DLC for this game, and I'm glad it has more to offer. One of which is a sequel coming out in 2022! I hope we can all look forward to that.

SPOILERS AHEAD The sexual tension was great. The amount of ketchup they fed the fishes was brilliant. Santos' death was by far, the saddest death in the film. They did my boi Bones dirty. Such a good man as well. It brought me and my friends to tears. I understood the director's vision. Too bad they ran out of camera memory for a love-making scene of our two courageous heroes.

This movie was a nut fest. It changed my life. The VFX were better than Endgame. The sex scene was more erotic than Fifty Shades of Grey. This made me praise the Lord even more. I've never felt the will to live until I watched The VelociPastor. God bless us all, amen.