Stephen “Boone” Johnson

Do not, I repeat do NOT Watch Addams family 2! This is exactly what I had feared the first one was going to be like. But where the first one turned out to be one of my favorite movies of the year that I’ve re-watched five or six times already, this one was 93 excruciating minutes of uncharacteristic self-promotion and virtue signaling. If I had been there alone I would’ve walked out halfway through. I’m featuring it in my dungeon. All of my other devices are now obsolete because it is pure torture “and not,” as Morticia or Gomez might say “the good kind.” I had a bad feeling when it came up as a T-Mobile discount ticket Tuesday. And all the right parts were there for a perfect sequel. Road trip, switched at birth, mad science… But marketing turned it into a big steaming pile of lameness. And none of that wonderful, cohesive family dynamic that all the other versions have. You have been warned. Never thought I’d be sick of Wednesday.