Tanya Wischerath

So far SO GOOD. Colin Farrell is unrecognizable

A masterpiece of queer cinema. I was so pumped after this movie I stood up and screamed at full volume in a crowded theater. This movie made me so amped I tore a phone book in half with my bare hands afterwards. This movie is going to get me to go consistently to the gym for like, 3 solid weeks. This movie gave me a line in the girls bathroom.

A hokey, lightly noir flavored vampire flick where Sam Neil and Ethan hawk do their best to maintain stoicism while lisping through fangs. We know it’s vampire land because it’s desaturated and sparsely lit by fluorescent bulbs. Vampires society hate warm lighting but they are otherwise exactly the same as modern American human society; they love capitalism, the military, and cold mid century interiors filled with oversized abstract art. They hate the homeless. Ethan hawk is a vegetarian vampire but works on a human blood farm where everyone has beautiful breasts. Solid C+

A terrible and disappointing follow up to the first two terminators. One dimensional characters, absurd sound effects, and a casting of John Conner so cringeworthy it makes the film almost unwatchable. The absence of Sarah Conner (in addition to characters and dialogue of any interest) is a sad and undeniable void. This movie is bad, and not bad enough to be good. Just bad.

Fun, cheeky, smart, gay. This was my favorite murder show so far

It’s impossible to get past the first episode

A gorgeous, biting, engrossing piece of work. Totally surreal, deeply satisfying.

This movie was embarrassing. Total whitewashing, historically inaccurate, I spent the movie wondering if they had done any research at all about the Stonewall riots or if they had just asked their straight buddy for some cliff notes and then based a movie off of that.