summarize within 2 paragraphs and make it a negative review for me
The movie "Bade Miyan Chote Miyan" fails to deliver an engaging cinematic experience despite its potential for cartoonish entertainment. Packed with relentless action sequences involving guns, bazookas, tanks, and helicopters, the film lacks substance and coherence, resulting in a tedious viewing experience. The attempt to incorporate AI as a plot element to clone soldiers falls flat amidst a convoluted narrative filled with nonsensical details about a 'Karan Kavach' protecting India from missiles, portraying Chinese as outright enemies. The characters, including Akshay Kumar and Tiger Shroff, come across as dull and uninspiring clones of themselves, failing to engage the audience with their performances.
Furthermore, the film's dialogues lack wit and humor, with forced attempts at being serious while falling short of delivering genuine laughs. The cast, including talents like Prithviraj Sukumaran and Sonakshi Sinha, are underutilized in roles that do not allow them to shine. Despite occasional moments like Alaya F's line about using brains over biceps, the overall execution of the film misses the mark. With a rating of only 1 star, "Bade Miyan Chote Miyan" struggles to captivate viewers and falls short of being a memorable or enjoyable watch.