Izziesaurus Rex

It was just...so bad. Granted there were maybe 2 or 3 clips, each with a duration spanning no longer than roughly a minute, with that aside it still wasn't enough to make up for my wasted time lol not even remotely close. The acting done by the actress is what frustrated me the most at times because her facial expressions either looked completely synthetic/forced/copied <—OR—> her facial expressions didn't correspond with the emotions she's exaggerating lol

Slow movie, and emotionless acting from Stewart made it painful to watch at times. The storyline is a tad bland and all over the place. Overall, it's a "background noise movie" as in missing a few scenes still leaves you with the same understanding at the end. *everyone keeps commenting "why was Kristin picked for the role"...I mean, her lips were probably falling open most of the movie since they were sore, considering Stewart was "rehearsing" alot w/the director. Could just be a case of lock jaw as a result from the aftermath of all those private speech training lessons in the late hours between filming‽ lol (sarcasm ppl)* ______________________________________________ [My Truth: Stewart's accent was really flat/sounded unpracticed - her overall performance felt like she wasn't present in her role. Granted there was the behind the scenes situation during filming w/her cheating on her partner w/the director of this film, which would make for her acting reflecting her personal life throughout the production as she was clearly too busy elsewhere instead of focusing on her job ie; her role as Snow-white.] ______________________________________________ ×side note× • • Anyone praising this movie due to Stewart's acting in this film are probably girls that still lurk from the "Twilight" era and will defend any actor from it regardless of facts. • • And the facts are: 1. Stewart was not good. Period. 2. Theron + Hemsworth held the movie up, along with Hoskins and others. 3. Storyline was a mess. 4. The way the dwarves are presented is insulting to the original tale. 5. Action sequences weren't up to par. 6. Script was basic. 7. A lot of "nothing" going on in many scenes. 8. Hard to keep interested as the film plays out, definitely not an "seat-grabber". 9. Watch it if you're bored/want something to nap to. 10. Don't ever waste money just so you can watch it, just wait for it to be on TV or w/e.

Amazing show, some moments were early input as fillers to make up the episode's running time albeit still a good show. I was unimpressed with the last episode, even more unimpressed to learn it wasn't continued/completed to satisfy its viewers and give the characters more action than just a bunch of ramblings throughout the episode. I really wish they branched out more with the aberrations after giving us more glimpses at their evolutionary status, ie: architecture/civilization built. It'd be nice for a new director to scoop it up and just give us a closing season on the story...I mean, we didn't even get to see Kerri w/her ultra contagious viruses post incubation get annihilated by those things...unsatisfactory to say the least lol oh well

°☆°Spoiler Squirt Alert°☆ Bulky "monster" silhouettes in the distance, random shots of "monster" hands grabbing/pulling people (Spirit Halloween-grade monster gloves)...basically the entire movie is the group walking, running, or squeezing through tight spaces with random stops to chat about their situation instead of, I dunno...maybe give the audience a general background of the characters lol. None of the characters connect with the audience, it had potential to be a decent movie, like a modernized twist on Tremors, but lazy writing generated THIS. I've watched low-budget movies more entertaining than this. Don't even get me started on the cinematography, the camera is ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! One scene had at least (exaggerating a bit atm lol) 60 different shots thrown at us. I was extremely frustrated with the scene where the group is running through a cave after falling through the floor whilst running from bulky "monster" shadows in the background. The costumes are SOOO BAD lol...anyways as the group is running the camera is shooting them then a random wall, then pans in on them squeezing through but the hue has changed but in the next shot its normal, then it decides to pan on steam...this continued for a solid 10min or so...completely pointless filler... Bad writing. Moderate acting. Horrible/Disastrous cinematography. Terrible directing. Questionable costume department. Low-grade/Effortless SFX creature design.

When it come to humans, we truly are like parasites on this planet. The bad outweighs the good we do to everything around us. Taking for granted how precious the spec in our milky way galaxy truly is, and not taking advantage of our potential to sustain it as well as achieve amazing things. Watching this documentary was difficult and painful, humanity still hasn't changed...maybe we are the earth's parasite and covid is karma for all the evil we cause.