Russian Hammer

1 star only because I can't give it zero! Horrible acting all the way from start to finish.

Where to start? Normally I would warn of spoiler alert but in this case there is nothing to spoil! I am 49 years old and I have seen alot of movies during my time on this earth, this movie is undoubtedly the WORST movie I have ever watched. Nothing in this movie is believable. If I had paid money to see this movie I would have gotten a refund after the first 5 minutes. This is literally 1 hour and 22 minutes of a seemingly invincible man and his seemingly invincible daughter being unbelievably stuck in the crawl space of an old house while unbelievable sized alligators chase them and corner them in the basement. The father has a compoud fracture of his left tibia, a huge chunk bitten out of his shoulder (yet none of his close are torn) and eventually has his right arm bitten off above the elbow and still manages to crawl, walk, swim, run, climb stairs, bust a hole through his attic to the roof without bleeding out or dying. His daughter has a dialog that a 2 year old could memorize in a days time. She literally gunts and moans the entire movie. Unfortunately if I sat and typed all the flaws in this horrible excuse of a movie I would be here until crawl part 2 is released. Honestly the worst movie ever.