Bad dialogue, disjointed scenes, wacky events that are not explained, and a too short storyline that just doesn't really fit made this into a huge comedy. I don't think the production team intended for me to be laughing through all the scenes in this movie and generally taking the mickey out of everything. This movie was hilarious. It should be under comedy, it's so bad. Like, Massimo is infinitely better than Christian, but Fifty Shades of Grey plotting is a few steps above this unfortunately.
I was waiting for someone to die since I was halfway through and I kept watching only to see who it will be. That's the only reason I finished. Unfortunately, that ending did justice to an already disjointed storyline. Fifty Shades at least had a story and some couples dialogue. This one is just PWP made into a movie.
It's so bad, that even though it's the first time I heard about this movie, I could tell it was adapted from a romance novel. Ha! Not a good adaptation.