Jamey Lawrence

I can't even count how many times I've watched this now, I remember the first time i watched it i was 6 and I think I have seen it about 59 times now. I am a thirty year old man who doesn't have any friends and all i do is sit on my bean bag drinking Stella Artois smoking Cuban cigars while my mum brings me cheese toasties and salt and vinegar crisps. I must have spent around about £20,000 on Magic Mike merch and collectibles. I also have a Channing Tatum bed-sheet and my proudest item is a life size wax figure of him.