It was like being poked in the eye with a sharp stick.
A “cinematic” lobotomy.
A waste of time, money and Advil.
If someone suggests seeing this movie, unfriend, divorce, omit from will.
In the world of big lies, this is one of the biggest. A five-star flick? Ha! It’s hardly a one-star. (You’ll wish there was a no-star button.)
It’s equivalent to banging your head against a brick wall for two hours while having your pocket picked.
In other words, it’s a stinker.