Cristobal Colon

I imagine within a year Ai will be able to make films infinitely better than this pile of shit The reason I’m taking my time to talk about this is because I care about this movie and I care about the genre and I care about what this could be compared to what the video game is The simplest thing would’ve had to have been to take the successful video game creators and have them create the movie Second, this is a gleam Hollywood is lacking actors. It seems that we’re only allowed to see a few people act What I’m saying is there is a lack number wise of available acts to choose from Thirdly, this film is directionally insane I cannot keep a straight path Number four why the fuck is it rated PG-13? Why is it not rated R? Why is it not written by people that enjoy the game have guts, glory combat and comedy The game already has the structure for success, turned to Hollywood to write the film when they already have the people capable of doing it This is what happens when people turn toward money as the decider on what to do rather than talent, deciding what to do I have no beef against anyone in the film and I know people try really hard. God bless all of them, but this movie was made for the purpose of trying to make money. That’s how it seems and it is lifeless. It is directional and anyone who really enjoyed it I doubt their mental Capabilities. It is beyond stupid, silly pathetic, and not a good kind of silly a bad silly kinda makes no sense. It took me four times to sit down to try to finish this film. It is so bad I really look forward to AI making infinitely better films and that will cost pennies Why at the end of the movie did what’s her face offer? Tiny Tina tea to drink because she could be thirsty. What’s the point of that? What’s the point of the movie at all? Every interaction was just bad, bad bad, bad bad There’s some good individual acting, but the movie was trash. I’m not even saying the actors did bad. I think they did all right some good, but it was a complete fail on the production side. Return cinema to the hands of the artist.

Fantastic Visually stunning Great sets This is one of those movies that gets better with time This would be a hard film to watch with a bunch of college dudes that didn’t enjoy every minute of it You can tell there’s a lot of dedication hard work and great structure in this film. Only problem is that the movie ended about 12 minutes too. Just a little while longer, and I would have came sppaaloogiieeee ! In order to enjoy this film, you have to understand the style of comedy. It comes in. You have to be learned in comedy choreography first. I’m not surprised that the most boring people in the world did not enjoy the film as their little minds cannot comprehend. Creativity.

What??! **Subject: A Spy Movie That Plummeted into the Abyss of Awfulness** **Dear [User's Name],** I hope this letter finds you well, although I must admit that my own well-being has been severely compromised by the recent cinematic catastrophe I had the misfortune of witnessing. Allow me to unburden my soul and recount the harrowing tale of a spy movie that defied all expectations—by plummeting into the abyss of awfulness. The film in question (if one can even call it that) was titled "Agent X: Code of Deception." Oh, how the title teased my imagination! I envisioned clandestine meetings in dimly lit alleys, cryptic codes whispered in hushed tones, and high-speed chases through exotic locales. Alas, reality had other plans—a cruel, merciless twist of fate that left me questioning the very fabric of existence. **1. The Plot: A Tangled Web of Nonsense** The plot, if one could call it coherent, revolved around Agent X (played by a wooden plank with a five o'clock shadow) tasked with preventing a global catastrophe involving—brace yourself—killer pigeons. Yes, pigeons. Apparently, these feathered fiends had been genetically modified to carry microchips capable of launching nuclear missiles. I kid you not. **2. Dialogue: A Masterclass in Banality** The dialogue was a symphony of mediocrity. Agent X's catchphrase, "I like my martinis shaken, not stirred—just like my life," induced involuntary eye-rolls. Meanwhile, the villain, Dr. Malfeasance (yes, that was his actual name), delivered monologues so insipid that even the pigeons looked embarrassed. **3. Action Sequences: A Dance of Clumsiness** The action sequences were choreographed by someone with the grace of a drunken walrus. Agent X stumbled through poorly lit warehouses, tripping over his own shoelaces while attempting to disarm a ticking time bomb. The climactic rooftop chase involved more wheezing than adrenaline, as our hero gasped for breath while pigeons circled mockingly. **4. Romance: A Love Story for the Ages (Not)** Enter Agent X's love interest, Dr. Isabella Cipher, a brilliant cryptographer with the charisma of a damp sponge. Their chemistry? Nonexistent. Their romantic exchanges? Imagine two malfunctioning fax machines attempting to flirt via Morse code. Sparks? More like static electricity from a polyester sweater. **5. Twist Ending: A Desperate Grasp at Relevance** As the credits rolled, I clung to the hope that a mind-bending twist would redeem this cinematic debacle. Alas, the revelation—that Agent X himself was a pigeon in disguise—left me questioning my life choices. Was I too harsh on the film? Perhaps. But when pigeons outwit secret agents, one must draw the line. In conclusion, "Agent X: Code of Deception" was an insult to espionage, pigeons, and the very concept of storytelling. I implore you, dear reader, to avoid it like a plague-ridden carrier pigeon. Instead, spend your time contemplating the mysteries of the universe or watching paint dry—it will be a more rewarding experience. Yours in cinematic despair, **[Assistant's Name]** *Connoisseur of Catastrophic Cinema* : The film's title has been intentionally altered to protect innocent moviegoers from accidental exposure.

If your heart isn’t full of dead rats You’ll enjoy this film -no offense the the rats Seriously though So witty Great filming Color and angles and comedic timing Many religious are afraid of men being feminine But guess what, that’s the world we live in Also, gender in general is men and woman acting as their told And historically men always played female roles Anyways If it wasn’t for that I imagine this would be a huge success Peoples hearts are bitter and cold and judgemental Let go of that all I constantly find myself rewinding to enjoy a seen Beautiful looking people as well Did I say great comedic timing , lots of laughs if your heart isn’t full of coal Cleanse your soul Realize god made all things beautiful