Anthony Bello

Before I saw this movie, I was a crippled heroin addict. My mother had abandoned me as she saw no more hope on my recovery. My children completely left my house and went with my ex-wife due to my restraining order. I was sitting on the couch, looking for my syringe that I had lost. I went through some boxes, and found an old DVD disc. It was full of dust, so I blew it off and read the words encrusted on it. KILLER BEAN FOREVER. I decided to worry about my heroin later, but this name captured my interest. I grabbed the old DVD Player and smacked the disc onto it. I waited. The movie started with a bunch of beans dancing. I was dumbfounded. After just 5 minutes of watching this movie. I ascended into godhood. My injection scars immediately vanished. After half an hour, my ex-wife called me to tell me I will receive full custody on my children and the restraining order would be lifted. My mother also called back and told me she loved me. The movie had finished playing, and the credits played. Bill Gates then called me and asked if I wanted to become the co-owner of Microsoft, and I gladly accepted. I was on the brink of collapse until I watched this movie, and now I am a multi-billionaire living the life that everyone wished they could live, just because of this amazing cinematic masterpiece. Killer J Bean, thank you for changing my life for the better good. I will create a shrine for your actions and I will make the whole month of March the official Killer J Bean Month.