Fair Verona

It's a fun campy movie about a man and his alien slime having martial troubles in between action scenes only for the power of love to save the day, what more do you want? All I can say is I was obviously the intended audience for this "porn tentacle fest"

While there were times I felt a little disoriented with the unusual pacing and scene changes at the beginning, it picks up later and I did adjust. I personally enjoyed a lot of the stylistic choices. It took risks and while they didn't always work out, there were many times they did and I liked them a lot. It is bright, playful, and an over-the-top dramatic romp with women killing things while looking cool and the subtlety of a brick to the head. And it's fun for that. Also the kid character is pretty endearing and funny while not coming off as annoying which can be a hard balance to strike. This is not a serious movie and probably only for people who really like unrealistic but cool action scenes that don't mind also being ridiculous, women with weapons, the classic badass-with-a-child trope, and blood and neon. So exactly my tastes