Boring, pretentious, foolish, run-of-the-mill, and corny are all adjectives that come to mind after cringing through the movie “Joe Somebody.” If you must watch it keep your remote handy and keep your finger on fast-forward to get through the worst parts. In the movie Tim Allen ends up taking self-defense lessons, but I would strongly suggest that he consider a few acting lessons instead. The kid who plays his daughter is excellent but not worth sitting through this loser of a film. My suggestion is to find another movie to watch.