Stephen Russell

This is rare for me: I was equally repelled by the sully unravelling plot thread; and by the insipid super-annoying music you have to listen to to get though the movie Well=Played M. Night Nepo-Daddy

It contains all of the right elements but makes zero sense - if you love magical thinking then this your film.

Yeah pretty much what you might expect from a tiktok comedian. You can see what he is desperately trying to build here - but the fact that you can see it is self-defeating over-long and under-funny - probably a lot funnier on tiktok. save your time your early teen kids will love it

Mehhh... the movie is superior. And my friends at Disney... Of course it is a multi-racial family and a gay protagonist and the usual trappings of the Disney family dynamics. How do they manage to mess up so many brilliant original ideas (yeah Star wars)

Funny how you automatically know hat anything with J-Lo in it is going to be trash. At least I lasted an hour.

Not very good - nothing happens - leads are unremarkable - what a waste of effort - on my part.

You know when you wrote that short story in grade 4 - the one where you could not resolve those terrible plot holes that you had created - and you came up with the totally awesome nine-year-old strategy "it was all a dream" - imagine if someone gave you a few hundred million dollars - then you would end up with this pos.

ppl that say this movie is amazing are lying to you. It is OK and even modestly boring. Uneven character development and a narrative so unfocussed to be almost unintelligible. If you like dumb then you are in for a treat.

Yeah this is a waste of your time - if you enjoy spending a couple of hours with the most unlikable people in the history of the world only to end up with zero resolution then this is your film. Otherwise steer clear and watch something that actually has a story arc.

The logical result when you take a popular book series and feed it into ChatGPT with the instructions to remove all the drama and edge from prose, recast all the white characters to various other folks, and find us the most unlikable actress in the world. Disney does it again. Think what they could do with other beloved series - like Star Wars.