Jesus Christ

Preeettttty much got it. Can only give three stars, though, because MY FATHER, CASPER the HOLY GHOST, and I don’t actually live OUR day to day lives like it depicts in here... or, like, exist at all, really. Other than that, some great translations of ancient fairy tales! Oh, and while I AM not gay myself, I have friends at MY community theatre who are, and I definitely don’t think they should be put to death, like it explicitly commands in Leviticus 20:18. I don’t know who their source was on that, but it wasn’t ME. Oh, and that Paul or Saul guy that dominates part 2? Uh, I never even met that guy. And he has a weird obsession with circumcision that makes everyone uncomfortable. I mean, no one brought it up, you know? Why do you keep talking about it? Look it up, he talks about it, like, a lot. Seriously, creep show, that dude. So sayeth the LORD