This movie cured my cancer and I can finally satisfy my wife in bed! I love this movie so much and it has inspired me to fight drug dealing ninjas! It cured my depression and the voices in my head stopped yelling at me like my parents used to! The only thing I can expect after watching this movie is for Jesus himself to bless us all once again and join us in our fight against drug dealing ninjas! The special effects looked as real as a Stephen Spielberg movie! Also the boss of the ninjas made me blush on several occasions, what a cutie!