Charlie Hoffmaster

I’ll begin by saying anytime you find yourself halfway through a movie hoping the main characters die just so that the movie can end as soon as possible, you’re not looking at a blockbuster classic. I’ve never felt compelled enough to write a review about a movie, but given the amount of wasted time I invested, I feel the only return I can get back is through dropping my drawers, spreading my cheeks and letting it fly here. As others have said, the trailer seemed interesting as it showed you the few remotely intriguing moments of the movie. Unfortunately, that two minutes and change was the most excitement this ninety nine minute, “weird to be weird” snoozer could muster. The most egregious aspect of this dud was the writing. Every question was left unanswered all the way through the the sad excuse for an ending. My feelings as the viewer progressed from mild intrigue to apathy, which quickly escalated to resentment, which lasted for the majority of the film. In honor of the way this film left you completely unsatisfied, I’ll end this review by.