Isvus Wright

So this is my third time writing a review for this book on google. For some reason they keep removing its profile so that the audience reviews get cleared. No idea why they might be doing that. Anyway, on to the review: This book was really liberating, honestly. It's a fantastically composed, progressive work of fiction that truly pushes the bounds of today's social norms. The part about how to assemble a nuclear power plant using toothpaste instead of highly radioactive Uranium was kind of dry, but the colorful and revolutionary depictions of the many romance scenes throughout made up for it honestly. The swordfight between Darth Vader and Clifford the Dog had me on the edge of my seat, and the heartbreaking separation of Naruto from his loving family brought tears to my eyes! I was kind of confused about why it kept breaking the narrative to discuss the physics of black holes and other superdense stellar objects, but maybe it was just a clever way to give the story more gravity. As for its educational value, I'd give it a solid perhaps. I can't deny that some of the "maneuvers" it described and the tutorial on anthrax synthesis were information new to me, but it begs the question of why it was hidden behind a manual about how to write a school paper. In this last paragraph, I'd like to thank my illiterate fairy godmother for teaching me how to write. That is all. I lied. My newest addition, diluted because I don't know if Google's terms of service allow public cursing: What the ---- did you just say about Times New Roman you filthy anti-intellectual, I'll have you know I'm a top professional in theoretical physics and I've written over twenty, 300+ page essays that have revolutionized science and the universe as we know it. You have no idea what you have just done to your miserable life. You're ------- cooked, kiddo. Twelve point, double spaced Times New Roman with a half-inch indent and page numbers in the top right corner is a thousand times better than your pathetic excuse for formatting you absolute moron. You probably don't even put your name, instructor's name, course name, and date in the upper left hand corner of your first page. You complete buffoon, you have just betrayed your utter ignorance in clear, acceptable MLA formatting. If you ever use twelve point Arial again I will travel to your house with my elite team of leading professionals and wipe your pathetic essay off the face of the planet with my 55+ years of experience. You will never enter the academic world as long as I live, you ------- 12-point 1.15 spaced Arial caveman casual.

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