this caca book is cute lol. When i first red this (took me five hours) I litter (haaha cats poop in litter) ly died out loud its really funny LOLLOLOLOLOLOL. I recoommend bying this because its really goood. I read it when i was five years old imma baby now cuz i grow backwards. would you like to hear the onion story? there was an onion, he nearly died in a river. The moral of the story id doen't die. dont jump in a river if you are an onion. ya. This book is about two pincess's Allawishus and Calamari Fried Toast. They both fall in love with Alligator Von Princintin and he hate them. The plot-garbage!!!!!!!! the story-FANTASTIC. N E ways,,,,,,, yeah, i recommend this books to LAME NERDS!!!! AHAHAHAHA I'm just joking to any Karens who migfht get offended. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesksksks