Fat Camel

You know, I can handle some cringe movies. But this movie is just cringe after cringe back to back to back. "We're save the boys, you are powerless." Who decided that? What made you think that would work in the first place? None of this movie made any fucking sense, none of the rules established were followed. Call 911, I have cringed into a pretzel from the awful one liners

A tier cast. Loved the movie. Obviously Bradley Cooper was the handsome charismatic bard, no homo(?)

Too many people here thinking theyre some kind of popular movie critique when theyre just another lame google reviewer. One sentence summary: It's Cinderella but yuck.

People raving how good this movie is must be bots paid for by the director. It's an ok scifi film, but if you know how basic humans work, the people in this movie would never be acting like the people in this movie. If you know basic physics, the ship wouldve never been like the way it was in the movie. I'm not stupid, I know its fictional. But if youre incorporating realms of research behind human psyche, physics, and math into making the film, at least make it more believable. "Hurr Durr We've Made it outside our solar system in 10 years" Basic google searching would easily tell you that they don't have enough force to exit the sun's enormous gravitational pull. If anything, they'd be orbiting between Jupiter and Neptune. And of course, everything is yet somehow still in orderly fashion BUT WITH AN ORGY SEX CULT! Yeah, no. People would be fighting to take control of the food supply. There'd be people believing that the captain is incredibly stupid and theyd need to take control (without knowing anything about piloting ships), etc. etc. etc. that's how real life would go.

The director uses ominous music for everything. It seems like everything is suppose to be scary, stupid. Stupidly placed sounds, stupid protagonist, stupid movie

A reverse slasher fun movie to watch. I enjoyed it. Nicholas Cage was the Man's man hell yea. Make sure to take breaks during your shifts everyone!

I felt like throwing up. It got the point across, 10/10

Funniest movie Ive ever seen for a kids show

A masterpiece of a film. I teared up a bit just by how beautiful the story was put together with the music

WHAT??? HE WHAT??? AND THAT WAS HER AND HE SAW HIMSELF AND OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD