Eddie Edgar

Two stars for certain actors alone, otherwise it would be one star. Badly written, plots that dont make sense, contrived storyline, illogical reasoning. No research. If this were a novel it would have been self published.

Glitchy, too much going on at the same time, no useful instructions on the mechanics of what you're supposed to do. No end goals, it's basically a farming simulator and it gets very boring very quickly. Levelling up your boats is pretty much an impossibility given what you have to achieve, unless you plough real world money into it. I've spent more time searching Google for how to do things in this game than actually playing it Generally, it's just crap considering how long Ubisoft took to make it. Sea of Thieves is far better and Black Flag, which was out before they even started on this is so superior. Update - New season released and it's now even more of a grind. In game currency is impossible to obtain, the weapons and armour have been nerfed rendering the boss kills impossible and limiting the materials required to now enhance weapons. It's literally now a pay to play game where the only way to advance is to spend real money on it. Ubisoft are obviously looking to limit the amount of players of this terrible game, and rightly so because it's crap.

Typical American rubbish espousing how great Americans are and that being an American makes you the pinnacle of humanity. Acting wise, everything is average, including De Biro, the characters are two dimensional, the pacing is slow and it's difficult to care about anything that's happening.

What a load of pure, unadulterated, free range poop. Completely pointless, nearly two hours of absolutely nothing.

Cinematically stunning but totally let down by a weak retelling of a classic, verbose dialogue and characters that are achingly two dimensional. It could have been great, it should have been a masterpiece, unfortunately it was just two hours of boredom.

Poor storytelling, dire acting and CGI that's worse than something on CBeebies. Worth giving this one a miss until it's shown for free on Prime or similar.

Great game, when it works. Unfortunately the majority of the time it either won't load due to addition latency exceeding threshold, or it won't acknowledge my controller input. This has only been since the latest update but it makes the game literally unplayable. Reported the above issues and, two updates later, still not resolved. What's the point in releasing a game to people that want to play, but are unable to?!

A blatant exercise in nepotism purely to showcase the directors daughter. The plot is nonsensical and only works due to the myriad deus ex machina. Plus the acting is awful. I wish I hadn't watched it.

Terrible game play, no sense of achievement. Unnecessarily difficult amount of button combinations, impossible to block or fend off attacks. Graphics are rubbish. I expected more and was disappointed. Not in a long time have I wanted to throw my controller so badly but this game just presses every negative button for me. It's kind of like the old arcades that want you to feed money into slots continously. Utterly pointless as a game.

Well, what did I learn from this film. I learned that film critics have absolutely no idea about what constitutes a good film and also that, apparently, Tesla only make white cars.