Robert Broyles

I promise you every....single....five star review is fake. They full on paid people to create those reviews. (Seriously. Read those reviews. Don't they all sound a little off and go a little too descriptive in random things?) I don't write reviews on movies ever because I feel like it's a waste of time but you guys REALLY need to understand how bad this movie is. To my understanding, this guy made all of the Conjuring movies? You wouldn't be able to tell. The dude who made Velocipastor has a significantly more compelling story and it at least acknowledges it's a black comedy. This movie fails on every topic, has an incredibly predictable story, and is more riddled with holes than Bonny and Clyde. Please, please, please, for the love of everything, don't watch this cancerous film. You will thank me.